Christinka O’Curry is a 30 year old woman who writes on the Internet often and has done so for many years.

She began this branded beast in 2010 as a new years resolution to create and share more of her life with her people, the nerds of the Internet. After residing in downtown Toronto for five years, this lifelong resident of Northern Ontario climes packed all her worldly belongings, quit her job and returned to the Mothership, all in a span of three days. Christinka currently resides North of the Greater Toronto Area quite happily with ChiliKat, ChrystaleeKitty, Marten Pumpkinface and her boyfriend Coyote.

She prefers open fields to concrete jungles, rarely considers fitting in, is incredibly vain and is covered mostly in warning labels and lip gloss. Her decorating skills have been likened to Willy Wonka decorating a whorehouse and she gets girl wood over anything handmade. Adores out of the box thinking and thinks all the worlds problem can be solved by jumping on the bed in Hello Kitty hotpants to really bad hair metal.

Considered a go-to for creative tales of feline ownership, no holds barred and often brutal advice and uplifting pep talks full of optimism, i.e; imagine unicorns frolicking through fields of sparkles, the many double rainbows in the sky reflecting from their manes.  She also believes in love, joy and gratitude and consistently spouts that life is grand but too short so free yourself from your shackles and live, enjoy it.

Her long-term goals include producing one gay son and/or adopting Adam Lambert, learning to surf and becoming the sluttier Canadian version of Martha Stewart.